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amooolia:

Decoden levels be at 100 🔥

amooolia:

Decoden levels be at 100 🔥

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queenofbeerss:


"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."
- Chuck Palahniuk


I won’t I promise I know I won’t

queenofbeerss:

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."

- Chuck Palahniuk

I won’t I promise I know I won’t

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rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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Posted on Jul 31, 2014 at 2PM permalink

I wish I could put into words how awkward it is when 2 grown men walk into your own backyard while you’re tanning alone.

Like please don’t look at me or talk to me or acknowledge my existence. That’s all that would help this shitty situation at this very point in time, thanks.

Tagged with #personal #awk #so awk #ugh

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

Posted on Jul 31, 2014 at 1PM permalink

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
sshaebee Ommmggg

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cottoncalifornia:

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☼☀ follow south-pacific for more active tropical posts ☀☼

✽ my secret to losing weight FAST ✽

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tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Spray scream got me.

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