i’ll see you in heck
I wish I could put into words how awkward it is when 2 grown men walk into your own backyard while you’re tanning alone.
Like please don’t look at me or talk to me or acknowledge my existence. That’s all that would help this shitty situation at this very point in time, thanks.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster